Lost Superlatives!!!

I have always loved these things in High school and my sister and I were bored last night so we came up with Superlatives for every character on Lost!!!! Here we go:

Jack: Future Drunk/ Island's nicest ass
Sawyer: Bringin' sexy back
Desmond: Inventor of Sexy
Sayid: More bad ass than James Bond/ Bond's worst nightmare
John Locke: Mistake # 1,845,257.5 and counting
Faraday: *giggle*
Miles: Most likely to get shot in the hood
Bernard: Rambo wannabe/ most likely to accidently shoot self
Hurley: Future Ted "Theodore" Logan
Jin: Only looks cute and cuddley
Sun: Speaks better english than you
Charlie: Resume: Former Hobbit
Claire: Second coolest accent on the island/ Token Aussie
Juliet: McBlinky/ Useless item # 3
Ben: HUH?!?!?!?!?!
Danielle: *icky shiver*
Tom: Only looks tough
Rose: The REAL Rambo
Nikki and Paulo: Where the hell did they come from?!?!?!
Kate: Most likely to "come with you..." in more ways than one
Vincent: Champion Hide and Seeker (they are still looking)
Smoke Monster: Whoogie Boogie
Jacob: Ben's imaginary and only friend/ Champion Hide and seeker... until Vincent
Christian Shephard: Not Quite dead yet/ Most likey to be your daddy too!
Boone: Scares John Locke
Michael: Back-stabbing SOB
Walt: Best Growth Spurt
Libby: The Shady Lady
Ana Lucia: One step down from Chuck Norris
Shannon: Useless Item # 4
Charlotte: Useless item #5
Polar Bears: WTF moment #5
Mr. Eko: Scares the Smoke Monster
Ethan: Didn;t think his plan through
Richard: Master of Eyeliner
Penny: Nearly- useless item #1
The Hatch: Well THAT lasted long...
Oceanic Airplane: Most likely to fold under pressure
Time Warp: Leading cause of Migranes and death on the island
The Island: Not mapped yet/ more fucked up than Hogwarts.

So there you have it! Feel free to let me know if we have forgotten any.

Always,
K