Lost Superlatives!!!

I have always loved these things in High school and my sister and I were bored last night so we came up with Superlatives for every character on Lost!!!! Here we go:

Jack: Future Drunk/ Island's nicest ass
Sawyer: Bringin' sexy back
Desmond: Inventor of Sexy
Sayid: More bad ass than James Bond/ Bond's worst nightmare
John Locke: Mistake # 1,845,257.5 and counting
Faraday: *giggle*
Miles: Most likely to get shot in the hood
Bernard: Rambo wannabe/ most likely to accidently shoot self
Hurley: Future Ted "Theodore" Logan
Jin: Only looks cute and cuddley
Sun: Speaks better english than you
Charlie: Resume: Former Hobbit
Claire: Second coolest accent on the island/ Token Aussie
Juliet: McBlinky/ Useless item # 3
Ben: HUH?!?!?!?!?!
Danielle: *icky shiver*
Tom: Only looks tough
Rose: The REAL Rambo
Nikki and Paulo: Where the hell did they come from?!?!?!
Kate: Most likely to "come with you..." in more ways than one
Vincent: Champion Hide and Seeker (they are still looking)
Smoke Monster: Whoogie Boogie
Jacob: Ben's imaginary and only friend/ Champion Hide and seeker... until Vincent
Christian Shephard: Not Quite dead yet/ Most likey to be your daddy too!
Boone: Scares John Locke
Michael: Back-stabbing SOB
Walt: Best Growth Spurt
Libby: The Shady Lady
Ana Lucia: One step down from Chuck Norris
Shannon: Useless Item # 4
Charlotte: Useless item #5
Polar Bears: WTF moment #5
Mr. Eko: Scares the Smoke Monster
Ethan: Didn;t think his plan through
Richard: Master of Eyeliner
Penny: Nearly- useless item #1
The Hatch: Well THAT lasted long...
Oceanic Airplane: Most likely to fold under pressure
Time Warp: Leading cause of Migranes and death on the island
The Island: Not mapped yet/ more fucked up than Hogwarts.

So there you have it! Feel free to let me know if we have forgotten any.

Always,
K

He just wasn't that into me....

Don't you just hate it when you see a movie that gets you thinking about things you have done in the past. I do. Because I always come back to the exact same thing. The crazy crush I had on one of the best guy friends I have ever had and I had to ruin the damn friendship by trying to stretch it into a fucking relationship. I swear I could just kick myself in the ass every time I think about it. I recently saw "He's just not that into you" Great movie. And Greg Behrendt (the guy who wrote the book) is a fucking genius! The movie, is about a group of women, the obsessive lonely single girl, the girl that has been with the guy for some odd number of years and he won't pop the question, the "happily" married girl.... her husband's mistress and her best friend. I think these categories pretty much cover most women. Obsessive daters, the constant bridesmaid, the crazy wife with the hot hubby, the girl that thinks she is sexy but really isn't (ScarJo) and finally the girl with the awesomely funny personality that can't seem to meet a decent guy (wow... sounds like someone I know...). This movie/book, makes us aware of ALL the mistakes that we, as women make when dating/marrying/stalking/cyber-stalking a guy. And everything that is said and done totally makes sense if you REALLY think about it. Greg/ Alex..... you will meet him in the movie....... are the guy friend that EVERY girl should have. A brutally honest, yet awesomely funny guy friend. Cause the fact of the matter is that as women, we are not going to tell our girlfriend who is one the brink of tears after a date didn't call, "Honey, he obviously does not like you" Who actually wants to hear that from their girlfriend who is supposed to be supportive and compassionate. So we often resort to telling little white lies to make us feel better like, "Maybe he is scared" or "Maybe he is waiting for YOU to call him" or "Maybe he got his by a cab and is unable to call". I know I say things like that all the time. But does it REALLY make us feel better? Or is it just a temporary fix if you will for the pain that is sure to follow? I'll go with the second choice. What if your girlfriend finds out that he actually was NOT hit by a cab but is not calling be he genuinely does not give a shit? What happens then? I'll tell you what happens. All Hell breaks loose and then next thing ya know you got a huge ass cat fight on your hands. Not cool. I think from now on, I will just be honest... but nice. "I don't know if he is that interested..." and then there is my favorite follow up line, "If he can see what an awesome girl you are then that is HIS loss. You deserve better." Totally true. Honesty is the best policy... and I know what you are thinking, "What kind of girlfriend would I be if I told her the truth and it kills her confidence?" Well, that is why you are a GIRLFRIEND! We all are blessed with the ability to pick ourselves and eachother up and dust off and move on.... with the help of chocolate and a mani/pedi of course.

Always,

K

Back up! I'm in Love!!!!!

That's right! I said I have two..... or three new men in my life and I am in love with all three of them!!!! Who could it possibly be that make my heart flutter so? Well if you must know, it is every girl's favorite Lost trio of hotness: Jack Shephard, Sayid and Sawyer! I was dating Boone, but we broke up when he died. One makes me laugh, one makes me wanna cry and one just makes me go " OOOOOOO". Together, they make the HOTTEST, SEXIEST Man in the world. I got lost in Lost ever so recently when a certain friend (who won't leave me alone until I am addicted to every show she is addicted to) got me watching it. The story its self is really bad and makes absolutely NO sense. Why is it so popular then you ask? Well, it's got hot people doing hot things (and other hot people). Need I say more? The best thing about this show though, is the fact that the episodes are tied together so well, that you can't just watch one episode. You have to start at the beginning and go to the end or you will be left saying, "Whaaaaaaaatttt?" Or "What the fuck?!?!?!" I try my best to avoid those moments by keeping my eyes on my three new Boyfriends and what they are doing! LOL! If you are not into the show, I reccomend you get into it. It is awesome. There is Action, Hot guys, suspense, hot guys, romance, hot guys, comedy, hot guys and Supernatural occurances... OH And hot guys..... If that doesn't convince you, then I dunno what will! That's all for now!

Always,

K

AND HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!

I'm talking about the one, the only, Orlando Bloom! I don't care what you people think about him, I love him. I think he is just awesome. And I am SO excited that he is back to work, shooting a film called, Sympathy for Delicious. And he is.... well at least I think so. I would much rather him be back shooting another unnecessary Pirates of the Caribbean movie with Johnny Depp but at this point, I'll take what I can get. For pics and the story, click this link

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/01/30/orlando-bloom-sympathy-for-delicious-shirtless/



In other Celeb news (hee hee couldn't resist) Christian Bale, (yes the dude that is currently killing the role of Batman) has an anger issue. Apparently he when all American Psycho on some cast and crew members while shooting the (also unnecessary) new Terminator Film Which I in all sincerity hope to God is the last. Because, let's face it people, the "Alien Robots trying to put an end to earch and the human race" storyline has already been done. Hello? Does Transformers ring any bells at all? Anyway, I thinkChristian Bale (much like most of the characters on Lost) has Daddy issues. Maybe he needs a hug....kinda like Jack from lost who needs a lifetime of hugs.... I know just the girl for the job. LOL.

I haven't written anything in a while because, well, there wasn't anything to write about really, Zac and Vanessa are STILL together and STILL being stalked by the Paps. And Jennifer Aniston is still secretly clinging to the hope that her ex-hubby Brad Pitt will leave Angie and return to her...... not gonna happen Jen, move on.... And Brad still can't keep it in his pants. Till something else happens.

Always,
K