Bordom and the Boleyns

Okay, so I am SO bored at work because my partner in crime is not here..... You know who you are, so I am going to post about what I did yesterday. I sat down and watched "The Other Boleyn Girl". Which I have to say is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. It was worse than "Superbad". At least that one was funny. "The Other Boleyn Girl" is a crappy movie based on a crappy novel by a chick who writes okay but kinda crappy books, about two sisters (you guessed it Anne and Mary Boleyn) Who are both trying to win the affection on the one, the ONLY King HEEEEEENNNNNRY VIII, who apparently was a fox (and if he looks ANYTHING like Jonathan Rhys Meyers from "The Tudors" I agree). Anyway, Anne wins, can't give him a son shrinks a head length yada yada yada. We all took History 101 right? Now I LOVE Tudor history. I do. And even if I look past the fact that this movie/novel is kinda inaccurate (because who really gives a shit anyway right?) I simply CAN NOT get past the horrible acting! I love Natalie Portman, Eric Bana and ScarJo, but they were Awful! Every time Natalie opened her mouth to speak, I had this uncontrollable urge to slap someone. And whenever Eric Bana entered a room I wanted to be on the set, behind the door he was walking into so I could step on his abnormally huge fur coat and make him fall on his ass. It would have been SO funny! Or Cut Natalie and ScarJo's hair while they slept because having hair THAT long is just fuckin gross. I think when it comes to the story of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, I will just stick to "The Tudors". It is alot more entertaining and the acting is great and there is ALOT more eye candy!